Subject:    Re: Testing new .sig (WAS: Re: Important announcement: newsgroup closures
From:       Captain Infinity
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.tom-servo
Message-ID: <36917ac8.85207530@news-f.std.com>

In article <76mvqr$1pr$1@nnrp1.dejanews.com>
teg wrote:

>Brett grew up to be the stupidest criminal in Chester County, PA.  In high
>school he got really, really stoned, started thinking about how badly he
>needed money and decided to burgle his surburban neighbors.  He drove two
>blocks to the house of some people he knew weren't home, broke into their
>garage, stole some stuff, got back in his car (which was parked in this
>completely un-suspicious 'getaway car' position: blocking the driveway,
>aimed down the street) and just SAT THERE.  He wasn't smoking
>another joint, he wasn't having doubts or being remorseful, he was PLAYING
>WITH HIS NAVEL.  The cops happened by a few minutes later, sorta figured
>out that something was up and searched the car, finding a golf trophy, a
>wastebasket and some shoes.
>
>SHOES!  OLD SHOES!  THEY DIDN'T EVEN FIT HIM!

That's probably why he took the wastebasket.

** 
Captain Infinity


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