Subject: Re: Testing new .sig (WAS: Re: Important announcement: newsgroup closures From: Captain Infinity Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.tom-servo Message-ID: <email@example.com> In article <firstname.lastname@example.org> teg wrote: >Brett grew up to be the stupidest criminal in Chester County, PA. In high >school he got really, really stoned, started thinking about how badly he >needed money and decided to burgle his surburban neighbors. He drove two >blocks to the house of some people he knew weren't home, broke into their >garage, stole some stuff, got back in his car (which was parked in this >completely un-suspicious 'getaway car' position: blocking the driveway, >aimed down the street) and just SAT THERE. He wasn't smoking >another joint, he wasn't having doubts or being remorseful, he was PLAYING >WITH HIS NAVEL. The cops happened by a few minutes later, sorta figured >out that something was up and searched the car, finding a golf trophy, a >wastebasket and some shoes. > >SHOES! OLD SHOES! THEY DIDN'T EVEN FIT HIM! That's probably why he took the wastebasket. ** Captain Infinity
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