Subject:    Re: Weird Noo-Noo
From:       Captain Infinity
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.tv.teletubbies
Message-ID: <35407d1b.19165901@news-f.std.com>


In article <35375fef.1304445@news.demon.co.uk>
Lintilla wrote:

>Stefan Kapusniak said:
>
>>  In primary school, we had school dinners, and sometimes
>>  the custard was shocking pink.
>
>We got given that stuff, it tasted terrible.

That's because you waited until last period to eat your lunch,
when you SHOULD have been in ENGLISH CLASS learning GRAMMAR!

I had a DIFFERENT plan...I ate lunch during SECOND PERIOD GYM.
That's when the custard was BILIOUS GRELLOW!  And the TOAST was
still RAW.  I GREW UP eating RAW TOAST with the CRUST EDGES still
ON.  MY MOTHER MADE ME.  She MADE me eat RAW TOAST with HUNKS of
CHEESE and a PINK MEAT-LIKE SUBSTANCE that came in large CANS
which were given to us by the GOVERNMENT because we were a NEEDY
FAMILY because DAD MOVED OUT because he HATED RAW TOAST and ME.
The MEAT in the CANS floated in a THICK MUCOUS JELLY that tasted
like SALTED PORK SNOT.  The CHEESE was good, though...but there
was SO MUCH OF IT that I couldn't eat it all.  So I used to ROLL
IT BETWEEN MY PALMS and then say to some other kid at lunch
"SMELL MY HANDS".  The smell lasted until AFTER SCHOOL.

Until after HIGH SCHOOL!

Yours Truly,
The geeky looking kid with the long hair sitting in the corner of
the library reading Robert Heinlein and staring at your chest.


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