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Subject: [PICTURE] Antelope
From: Two-Face <Two-Face@the-emporium.demon.co.uk>
Date: 1997/11/27
Message-ID: <bertinoEKCGnB.8LE@netcom.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii
|--------------------------------------------------|
__| A PICTORAL REPRESENTATION OF FUTILE QUESTIONING: |__
\ |__________________________________________________| /
/ \| |/ \
---- ? ? ? ----
________________________________|____
/ | \
/ |\ \ moist
| shot-gun \ menstrual
| | counsellor \ napkins
| | / \---\
\ |\ || / /\\||;., . \
\ || / ;' \
\ _______/\_/ .| /----- |
\ / | o. |
| .;\\[]||||;. |\---- |
| / \ | \ | ?
| / /----| | |
? \ / .b \ | /
\ /--- | o o \ | /
\ |/
\ .==========. |
\-----------------| / --==-- \ |
|////| \ |
|: : | \ | |
[ thirty slats | . .| \_________________/
of lead |____|
nailed to / \
a wall ] / \
/ / |
/ || || \
| || utah|| \
_ | || ||
/ | | || || my face is glistening
? | V |___||_____|| with broken glass
\ | | | | |
\______| ____ | mother - why
| / \ | does it hurt?
| | | |
stilted | | | |
dreams | | | |
| | | |
| | | | a ccep tan c e?
? |_| |_|
| |
L__ L__
=-=-=-==-=-=-=-=-=-=-=--=;'..;.=--==-;;;==--=,.==,-.=.-,=.....=
Subject: Re: [PICTURE] Cycle
From: Two-Face <Two-Face@the-emporium.demon.co.uk>
Date: 1997/11/29
Message-ID: <bertinoEKGyyp.H8G@netcom.com>
Newsgroups: rec.arts.ascii
In article <bertinoEKF6ut.HED@netcom.com>,
Krogg discusses morality with little
consideration as to the folly of the innocent:
> |-------------------------------------|
>__|A PICTORAL MISSUSE OF ESOTERIC ULCERS|___
>\ |-------------------------------------| /
>/__\| |/___\
Nice graphic reworking there Mr Krogg!
The Emporium Of Introspective Musings Proudly Presents:
|------------------------------------------------------------|
__| A GRAPHIC REPRESENTATION OF XENA BEING RAVISHED BY A CHYK: |__
\ |____________________________________________________________| /
/ \| |/ \
---- ----
_________
/ \--------------------apples
| \======================
| \-----------------
| >>>; \==========
| \ |-------------wickedness
| . | \ |==================
| oo |=============
| \------------------------ -- i think i know not
| ______ \---------secretions of saucy bachelors!
| / \ >================= |
< | \ >====== cribbage-father.
< | __ | |------------------
< \ | | / /------------retentive
\ \ |__|_/ /====================
\ /
\ / _______
\_______/ / \>>>>>>
| | *lick* /| >>>>;. \>>>>>>>
| | ____ / | o \ \>>>>
| c |/ \___| | _____> \>>>>>>
| ||---- ___| | \>>>>>>>>>
| |\____/ | | \>>>>>>
|_______| \ | | \>>>>>>
/ \ \| | \>>>>>>>>>
/| \/ \/ |---< | | |
|| ' ' | | \___ |
|| | \ |
||____\/_____| \ . | <------fitting
| | | | . | \ \ carousels
o | | hope |\ \ | \ \
| | | \_\_|_\___\__\
| | M M
___/ \___ ^ ^
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Subject: Discount
From: Two-Face <Two-Face@the-emporium.demon.co.uk>
Date: 1998/01/01
Message-ID: <PL6LkFAzAuq0EwY6@the-emporium.demon.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.surrealism
In article <34a8b6fc.10669735@news.earthlink.net>,
scottyes discusses morality with little consideration as
to the folly of the innocent:
Days into the dream,
Escape impossible,
Sensing the approach of a new order,
Cello
And then
Netscape
Together
......(began to hummmmmm)
^
^
^
^ birds are
* full of stars
*
______ *
/ _ \ *
|__// /
/ / *
/ /__ *
/ | *
|________| *
*
* [ karma police - karma police - arrest this man ...
the universe will be owned by a data base publisher
and Microsoft will copyright the software]
D
I
E
S
C
E
N
T
now for a word from Ms L'Artinope and her desires:
"FORTY SUPERMARKETS ARRANGED SO AS TO REPRESENT MANKIND"
[she cannot hear]
Dance.
x-1 x-2
X-3
x-4
X-5
m o t h e r i s m a d e o f
m y
c o p p e r
D
I
S
C
O
U
N
T
.
Subject: FLUENCY!
From: Two-Face <Two-Face@the-emporium.demon.co.uk>
Date: 1998/05/08
Organization: The Emporium Of Introspective Musings
Message-ID: <4GPW3EAf3jU1Ewbl@the-emporium.demon.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.surrealism,alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology
|----------------------------------------------------|
__| A PICTORAL EXAMINATION OF METAPHYSICAL REPETITION: |__
\ |____________________________________________________| /
/ \| |/ \
---- ----
|---------------------------------------|
| |
| [semantic fields] \\\\|;;\\;. . |
\ ___ /
\ \\\\\\;;\;.,.. / /
\ _________ \ | . \ / grill
| | \ |---- \ /\
/| | \ \ /= \
/ | | . < oo \= |
| | | / /------\= | -- i asked for
| | | / /| | | | \/ medium coke
\| |-------/ / | | | | |\ |
| \____ / /| | | | | | \ and you give
| / / | | | | | | |\ only distilled
\_________________/__/|_|_|_|_|_|_|_|_| hopes
/**********\
/|""""""""""|\
/ |**********| \ V ffoslas
/ |^^^^^^^^^^| \___/
| |__________|
0 | |
| | r a-r e
arm | |
__/| |\__
------------------------------------------
morals====================================
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..........................................
You won't be commended, but you should be.
Subject: Distress
From: Two-Face <Two-Face@the-emporium.demon.co.uk>
Date: 1998/04/09
Message-ID: <H15pbFA6IAL1Ew2A@the-emporium.demon.co.uk>
Newsgroups: alt.surrealism
Climbing.
Climbing.
I believe in theories of turpentine-sleet.
Climbing.
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