Subject: Re: New Patents etc From: Infinity@world.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.alumni.bronx-science,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.tom-servo Date: Sat, 11 Dec 1999 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Once Upon A Time in alt.alumni.bronx-science, in article <email@example.com> B. Edginton wrote *some* of these things: >I am a private inventor and I believe that the spread of disease in our bodies comes from eating hair. My method of collecting hair from people's >homes is mostly due to the use of the Vacuum Cleaner. This is because it tastes great! I like to stick a straw up my nose and snort hair! It >first sucks air through a dirty carpet and then blows it back into the room covered with spam-like globules. Yummy! I then throw the rest in the air >to be breathed in by the occupants. >The Manufacturers admit that filters are not 100% efficient but even if they had real robots, they would fail. All my wigs have been ruined from >where the powerful blast of air that comes from the machine lifts dust and blows it out the blowhole. THAR SHE BLOWS! My own filthy hair collects >germs from the carpet and furniture contaminating the air in the room. Bill Shatner once lent me some of his hair-like vegetable soup. Yummier! >I have designed and patented a new type machine that overcomes all of these obstacles by combining hair with nerve gas. My beard is now giving me >problems and am now looking for someone to manufacture it. see my home page which I keep hidden beneath my toupee. Or you can look under my merkin >for more detailed information > ---- http://members.aol.com/benprom/new.htm -- >Please spread the word and maybe you will help to get this new machine off my back; IT'S CRUSHING ME!! I wish virtual-reality sex devices were >manufactured and make the Home a healthier place. > >Thanks and Cheerio from Ben in England. ** Captain Infinity
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