Subject: Re: New trend: women sucking on pacifiers in public??? From: Infinity@world.std.com (Captain Infinity) Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology,alt.sex.oral Date: Tue, 1 Jun 1999 Message-ID: <firstname.lastname@example.org> Once Upon A Time In article <1047-3751C18Cemail@example.com> Dan Tropea wrote *some* of these things: >This morning i went to an outdoor fleamarket in Canada. I walked there backwards. I'll tell ya, Canada is a place >which i will never go back to since it was all *covered* with foreigners! And the car I rented was a complete piece of >junk. Anyways i browsed around for about an average of 2 minutes per table. Then I watched "Happy Days" for an >hour then decided to get a diet coke and sit on it, Potsie! AYYYYY!! Then I smoked some crack and took a little nap >on a bench in the shade. >Well this couple walks by (in their early 20s) the girl says that she is pregnant with my baby! Yay, I'm virile! I was so happy I decided I was >going to sit for a few minutes to get out of the sun. My invisible friends sat there with me. It was a fun day for all. >She was really attractive and she went in to the ladies room to "freshen up" heh heh, say no more. I looked in >her pocketbook and dug out a pacifier. Yes it was larger than my penis so I swapped them. I traded my penis in for >a pacifier. She then started sucking on it and biting real hard. "OUCH!" I cried. "Wouldn't you rather be >licking it. Not paying any attention to the people who are yelling 'bite it off!'?" I asked her. Then she looked >around her. It was a crowded fleamarket. >Is this a new trend that young women are into? And why wasn't I invited? I wear a pacifier around my neck. Momma says >It looks so stupid. >The only other things that i later thought of is that she is using it as a belly-button plug, to keep amniotic fluid from escaping. I use one >as a stress release or to cut down on chewing her nails. Trust me on this; biting other people's nails is hard. Unlike my nose-picking habit, >this one nail biting is torture to break - i have given up trying. ** Captain Infinity
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