Subject:    Re: Rush Limbaugh's Undeniably A Twat
           (Was: Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths)
From:       Captain Infinity
Newsgroups: alt.tv.star-trek.voyager,alt.fan.tom-servo
Date:       Thu, 20 Jul 2000
Message-ID: <397b090d.4175492@news-f.std.com>

Once Upon A Time,
In article <3976F9AD.BF082DCB@tyler.net>
WWS wrote *some* of these things about <5er_member@newsguy.com>:

>I wouldn't worry about it too much, 5er's sore because none of 

the creams he rubs on his hemorrhoids cure his itch.  Only two of

>his trolls are working out the way he thought they would, so

he fired them & hired goblins instead.  And now his nose is boogerless so

>he's just looking for someone to pick on.  He's in that "flailing

in the woods because I just took a crap and the only leaves nearby are
poison ivy" situation which all smart people avoid.  "Toss me a TP roll

>for support" stage which involves trying to flame everyone and

then getting angry when they just laugh back.  So he throws his poopies at

>everything, hoping that he can hit one which will give him

satisfaction for being creative.  One of these days he hopes he'll get

>some kind of return on the time and intensity he's spent on this

enormous bowel movement he calls a "troll".  Meanwhile, his ass is sore
because his thong has been cutting into his pucker like razor-thin

>thread.  It can be disconcerting if you haven't seen it before; 

swollen hemorrhoids, poison ivy on the rectum, and bleeding slices as thin
as paper-cuts.  Ouchies!  So whenever you hear him grunt and groan,

>just remember that it's the sound a struggling poster makes when 

his turgid ideas are forcing their way past an injured hiney-hole.  The
gut-wrenching screams and twisted mewling noises you hear means

>they've lost their composure for good, and are getting desperate.

** 
Captain Infinity
 ...maybe that will wake him up; he's such a sleepyhead


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