Subject: Re: Rush Limbaugh's Undeniably A Twat
(Was: Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths)
From: Captain Infinity
Newsgroups: alt.tv.star-trek.voyager,alt.fan.tom-servo
Date: Thu, 20 Jul 2000
Message-ID: <397b090d.4175492@news-f.std.com>
Once Upon A Time,
In article <3976F9AD.BF082DCB@tyler.net>
WWS wrote *some* of these things about <5er_member@newsguy.com>:
>I wouldn't worry about it too much, 5er's sore because none of
the creams he rubs on his hemorrhoids cure his itch. Only two of
>his trolls are working out the way he thought they would, so
he fired them & hired goblins instead. And now his nose is boogerless so
>he's just looking for someone to pick on. He's in that "flailing
in the woods because I just took a crap and the only leaves nearby are
poison ivy" situation which all smart people avoid. "Toss me a TP roll
>for support" stage which involves trying to flame everyone and
then getting angry when they just laugh back. So he throws his poopies at
>everything, hoping that he can hit one which will give him
satisfaction for being creative. One of these days he hopes he'll get
>some kind of return on the time and intensity he's spent on this
enormous bowel movement he calls a "troll". Meanwhile, his ass is sore
because his thong has been cutting into his pucker like razor-thin
>thread. It can be disconcerting if you haven't seen it before;
swollen hemorrhoids, poison ivy on the rectum, and bleeding slices as thin
as paper-cuts. Ouchies! So whenever you hear him grunt and groan,
>just remember that it's the sound a struggling poster makes when
his turgid ideas are forcing their way past an injured hiney-hole. The
gut-wrenching screams and twisted mewling noises you hear means
>they've lost their composure for good, and are getting desperate.
**
Captain Infinity
...maybe that will wake him up; he's such a sleepyhead
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