From: (Captain Infinity)
Date:       Mon, 27 Jul 1998
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JPo6531128 wrote *some* of these things:

>I very much doubt you will ever read this, JMS, but we all know you can do

the Hokey Pokey and turn yourself around.  That's what it's all about, and it's

>better than  "Thirdspace".
>While it may not have totally sucked, It may have given us yet another glimpse

at what "Tron" could have achieved if it had been directed by Robert Wise.  
It appears that Harry Solomon's Albino Brain Chiggers have burrowed

>into your mind - you're burned out and need a well-deserved vacation!!
>I've seen everything B5, and this seems a little cheesy by comparisan.

The kind of cheese that comes in spray cans.  Yummy, yummy, B5 in my tummy!

>One thing I dread and pray will never happen is that your B5 franchise will

open a theme park; boneheaded guides and fan-haired vendors.  It makes my brane

>melt into cheese-wiz like the horrible Paramount Trekkienerd pile of crap that

I used to love so much, until Harlan told me it was caca doodoo.  My report card

>insults the intelligence of all who have seen it.
>I know you would never want this, which is why you must maintain tight QC over

the plan to hire skiffy author David Gerrold to write a small furry episode of

>What the hell was Harlan doing while 3rdspace was being shot, anyway??

Is it true he was taking a nap?  When is "The Last Dangerous Visions" due out?

>I appreciate your work,JMS, and I guess you were due a

Emmy or Hugo or some other award, though you won't get it for this particular

>less-than-our-expectations peice of work, and I hope you didn't take this

as anything less than a troll.  That's all I do, because I always write praise

>the wrong way..

Captain Infinity
 ...I feel dirty now.

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