Subject:    The Pissiest Things
From:       Blackhawk
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Message-ID: <janosprohaska-F7ECD8.22301128062001@tornado.usenetplanet.com>


                 (To the tune of "My Favorite Things")

Chat logs from Mortis and cascades of "me toos",
SPAM that will raise up the size of your tools,
Reposted "cancels" from some Polish bot.
These are the things really setting me off!

Reading a message that's posted "on top",
Looking for footnotes below when they're not,
Twenty-one thousand lines saying "get boffed"
These are the things really pissing me off!

When the threads suck, When The Witch bites,
When the content's sad...
I simply repost all my favorite trolls
and then I don't feel so bad!

Watching an "old one" step into some poopie,
Hole really loving his ol' UD groopies,
Remembering Cronan was once OTP,
These things are getting the better of me!

Watching the Haggis spit on Snarly's grave,
Trying to save those who will not be saved,
They say my style is dead in their scoff,
These are the things really pissing me off!

When their hooks suck, When their jokes bite,
When their meds go bad...
I simply repost all my favorite trolls
and they can all goooooooooooo, away maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!

***
Blachawk
"Teenage wasteland, it's only teenage wasteland... They're all WASTED!"
                                                  -- The Who

  

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