Blackhawk

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     | | | | __ ___      _| | ____ _  __ _| | Blackhawk - KPS S.I.T.I
     | |_| |/ _` \ \ /\ / / |/ / _` |/ _` | | This duck walks into a bar and
     |  _  | (_| |\ V  V /|   < (_| | (_| |_| the bartender looks at him and says,
     |_| |_|\__,_| \_/\_/ |_|\_\__,_|\__,_(_) "Hey, buddy, your pants are down..."

Blackhawk is one of my closest and oldest online friends.  He has written so much good stuff that it would be impossible to list it all here.  What you'll find below are just a few of his many articles which have entertained and amused me.  For a lot of them you'll have to be familiar with the personalities of certain posters on Usenet, because Blackhawk's greatest strength is in pegging and imitating other posters...and then mutating their writing styles into whatever outrageousness he's writing about.  As a master impressionist he has a flair for transforming other works into new forms, such as satires and parodies, and it is no wonder that he makes his living by translating written works into other languages and writing styles.
 

"Quis trolliet ipsos trollerizum?" --Blackhawk
 

Babylon5 Moderated -- Emergency Summary System Test 
Things I learned from Lost in Space -- Emergency Summary System Test 
Captain Infinity Must Die!
Duck Dodgers VS The Borg VS Zathras VS Quark VS Neelix
BYOP
Paul is dead -- Wackylacing! 
Meanwhile, back on Bizarro World
Things I've never said...before today and the things we said today at the bus-stop, Wednesdays, she's there asking "Please share my umbrella!"
How B5 is MORE realistic than Star Trek -- Wackylacing! 
My dream hygiene
sisko as bajoran prophet? sinclair as valen? can you say ripoff? -- Emergency Summary System Test 
Kibowocky
How the Grinch Stole the Peeps!
Beating up JMS - No Pants!
Captain Infinity Goes To Hell
Ozymandius

BLACKHAWK'S ADVENTURES IN SERVOLAND
   Chapter 1 - Down the Hole...family
   Chapter 2 - The Pool of Trolls
   Chapter 3 - A KPS-Race and a Long Tale
   Chapter 4 - The Peep Sends in a Little Antifrance
   Chapter 5 - Advice from the Redneck with a Caterpillar(tm)
   Chapter 6 - Pig and Peeper
   Chapter 7 - A Mad Tofu Party
   Chapter 8 - The Witch's Croquet-Ground
   Chapter 9 - The Mock Cronan's Story
   Chapter 10 - The Krab Kwadrille
   Chapter 11 - Who Stole the Peeps?
   Chapter 12 - Blackhawk's Evidence
   Author's Notes for BLACKHAWK'S ADVENTURES IN SERVOLAND

Threadbare
Blackhawk explains
Trollerize

MAD TOM-SERVO'S PEEPING USENET BAND!
   Liner Notes for "Mad Tom-Servo's Peeping Usenet Band!"
   {TRACK 1 & 2] "Mad Tom-Servo's Peeping Usenet Band" & "With a little Peep from my friends"
   {TRACK 3] Loosely in disguise, with subtext
   {TRACK 4] Getting Bonkers
   {TRACK 5] Fixing a Troll...
   {TRACK 6] He's Leaving Servo
   {TRACK 7] Being for the benefit of Mr. Hole
   {TRACK 8] Within news, Without news
   {TRACK 9] When I'm just a bore
   {TRACK 10] Lovely Lori
   {TRACK 11] Good Memeing
   {TRACK 12] Mad Tom-Servo's Peeping Usenet Band (Reprise)
   {TRACK 13] Away in the Life

   Lorenzo's Silver Hammer

   Imagine

THIS RACE IS OVER!
The Pissiest Things
The Uncanny X-Fleas
You Are Bold, Brother Tyler
The Hunting Of The Peep
Servowocky
*SEASON FINALE* America Held in a Hostil: Day 6565...

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