Subject:    Re: Things I've never said...before today and 
          the things we said today at the bus-stop, Wednesdays, 
          she's there asking "Please share my umbrella!"
From:       openbook@sirius.com (Blackhawk)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo
Message-ID: <openbook-2209980216030001@ppp-asfm05--018.sirius.net>

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In article <36072363.69695183@news-f.std.com>, Infinity@world.std.com
(Captain Infinity) wrote:

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> Other         I have      er are "Pudd     ad", "Muffinhe   , 
> "Fluffy",    fmuffin",    nybear", "Sw     e", "Snugglebu    , and
> "Sparky the Wild Bumblemuffin".
> 
> She broke her left hind leg when she was six weeks old, when Tiffany jumped
> from my arms into   e outdoors pen, landi     Fish Eyes.  This pretty much
> ensured that Ta       uld never be a show       and I clinched that fact at
> six months when       her spayed.  Howev        has turned out    be the best
> pet I've ever ha      e loves me with a pur    ove than I've       nown before
> (and pro   ly ever will), she's absolutel        d to her fa       e has
> endles       gy and loves to play and rom *****  rk, and she'    rter than I
> am.  I      his becau        has me wrap   ***  her, uh, paw, and always
> manages to get what         nts.  She's     *     , and able to read my mind.
> She has me convince        verything* is a cookie, and that she deserves
> one.  She loves Pina Coladas, carrots, and coffee.  When I c     rom home
> from wo      d plop myself in the      e chair, she will pa         wait at my
> feet         Tiffany gets some la       and snuggles...and as      as Tiffany


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[1] I disagree with WWS, I don't think it's a Meta-Troll (gives new
meaning to "dog and pony show", eh?), well, what I mean is, it's kinda of
the truth, well, maybe as truthful as Clinton didn't have sex with
Lewinski under the definition presented in the Jones lawsuit...
Nonetheless I think Cap truly *believes* his dog is telepathic and may
even refer to her as "Sparky the Wild Bumblemuffin" just as I *believe*
that Lawrence Hilton Jacobs runs a damn Fine hotel (ask Moe). Heck (are
you there?), I even believe that the spiky little bi*ch wears those green
striped pajamas and that Cap gave Podkayne this Mars-bar-,
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{"Something smelled fishy, I think it was the waitress, probably a pisces,
working for scale [4]"}

but what I want to know is how come nobody ever mentions that he paid her
IN RARE SILVER CERTIFICATES FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!!! Ah well, WTF. Just
another example of how what is the truth for me is not always the truth
for you and how sometimes the body of the post is in the footnote [2], [5]

[2] That footnote was dedicated to Cronan - FREE THE MODERATED 5! [3]

[3] Who Mourns for Adonais? The Changeling! [S]

[S] No, really, I got this great "Tom-Servo" postcard in the mail that said 
    to "Stop Working and take a BREAK FOR FUN! (because you're missed) and 
    this was the result. BTW, are we all listening to the same Sinatra 
    collection?

         All or nothing or at all,
         1/2 a love, never appealed to me,
         if your heart never could yield to me
         then I'd rather have nothing at all.

         All or nothing at all,
         if it's love, there is no in-between.
         Why begin, then cry for something that might have been,
         no I'd rather have nothing at all.
                      - "All or Nothing at all" Jack Lawrence/Arthur Altman [5]

[4] ob. Firesign Theater reference, point tally is also off the scale!!! [5]

[5] and sometimes a footnote is just... well... another cookie...
    ...IW! ISGI! Yeah! Confused? See [A]

  

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