Subject:    Re: sisko as bajoran prophet?
          sinclair as valen? can you say ripoff?
From:       openbook@sirius.com (Blackhawk)
Newsgroups: rec.arts.sf.tv.babylon5,rec.arts.sf.tv,alt.fan.tom-servo
Message-ID: <openbook-2310982047100001@ppp-asfm05--021.sirius.net>

In article <362FB16E.35B8D4FC@erols.com>, oharava wrote:
> > 
> I'm very sorry to hear about your stunted sense of humour. 

Hey Rev, I'm sure you sent this over to aft-s for a reason but this thread
is completely out of hand. Heck, WHERE ARE YOU? I need a summary, I'm just
lost. There's only one thing to do I'm afraid...

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This is a test of the KPS emergency summary system. Please answer the
following questions related to this thread, remember this is only a test:

1. Captain Sisko is destined to be:
 a. Valen   
 b. Commander of DS9   
 c. a Bajoran prophet   
 d. A major motionless picture
 e. Barbara Cartland
 f. A marshmallow peep

2. Commander Sinclair is destined to be:
 a. Valen   
 b. Commander of DS9   
 c. a Bajoran prophet   
 d. A problem for JMS to explain forever
 e. Jane Austen
 f. A marshmallow peep

3. Which of the following were ripped off from Babylon 5:
 a. Deep Space 9
 b. Earth:Final Conflict
 c. Kibo
 d. Lord of the Rings
 e. marshmallow peeps

4. "Coincidence" is:
 a. B5 & DS9
 b. something that happened a long time ago and isn't really there
 c. a log in your eye
 d. A marshmallow peep
 e. just like all the coincidences between Crusade and trek
 f. a hopelessly boring story
 g. God knows *I've* wanted to slam people in this thread


5. I'm sick of: [1]
 a. loonies.  
 b. anti-Stratfordians. 
 c. Nazi agents provacateurs sending me e-mail purporting to come from black 
    militants as a way of advertising their sickening websites.  
 d. Clinton
 e. the disgusting Mr. Gingrich pretending to be better than Clinton
 f. social Darwinists calling themselves "Christians"
 g. damfool Christians opposed to biological Darwinism. 
 h. the net.idiot who uses Euclidean geometry to "prove" a-priori that Einstein 
    was an incompetent mathematician.  
 i. Bill Gates. 
 j. Bill Gates 
 k. each and every low-grade, drooling, banjo-picking, cousin-loving moron who 
    gets up on his hind legs to proclaim the superiority of Trek.
 l. each and every low-grade, drooling, banjo-picking, cousin-loving moron who 
    gets up on his hind legs to proclaim the superiority of B5.
 m. cookies
 n. marshmallow peeps

6. Who were Barbra Cartland and Jane Austen?
 a. the greatest novelists in history
 b. co-wrote Moby Dick
 c. had the greatest figures in English literature aside from 
    Shakespeare and Dickens
 d. wrote better than average trashy chick books
 e. easily had better figures than Swift, Blake, Defoe, 
    Coleridge, Byron, Shelly, Mary Wollstonecraft, and Milton.
 f. A couple of marshmallow peeps


This has been a test of the KPS Emergency Summary System. This test was
brought to you as a public service from the Kamikaze Peep Squad and your
local newserver. If this had been an actual case of "huh?", you would have
been presented with a summary that pretty boiled down the essence of what
was being said in the last post. But wasn't this more fun?

This concludes this test. We now return you to the Usenet which is already
in digress. Thank you.
 
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[1] OK so the whole post is made up from what other people said since the
beginning of the thread, but what John W Kennedy wrote was too wonderful
to break up much in Question #5 so I've got to give a special credit
there. 
Thanks and apologies to all...;)

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