Subject:    Kibowocky
From:       openbook@sirius.com (Blackhawk)
Newsgroups: alt.fan.tom-servo,alt.religion.kibology
Message-ID: <openbook-2710981627200001@ppp-asfm04--162.sirius.net>

                                 Kibowocky

'Twas peanus, and the doidy trolls
Did bob and hope in the fütplex:
All MEGAhal were the bumgarners,
And the sagans outlee'd.

"Beware of the Kibowock, my son!
The jaws that bite, the claws that catch!
Beware the Orbitz bird and shun
The bilious nudibranch!"

He took his grellow sword in hand;
Long time the jaffo foe he sought-
So rested he by the HappyNet tree,
And stood awhile in thought.

And as in TacoBell thought he stood,
The Kibowock, with eyes of flame,
Came peeping through the Barrymore wood,
And beable'd as it came!

YHBT! YHBT! And through and through
The grellow blade went saklad-snack!
He left it dead and with its head
He went Knight Riding 2K back.

"And hast thou slain the Kibowock?
Come to my arms, my Bainish boy!
O Claudia day! Pluto, Archie!"
He shatnered in his joy.

'Twas peanus, and the doidy trolls
Did bob and hope in the fütplex:
All MEGAhal were the bumganers,
And the sagans outlee'd.

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OOOXXX
Blackhawk

  

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